The twelve days of Adventurers! Evil
Or Ode to Lord Khrima
By Shadow (mew_two@mindspring.com)
 
On the first day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
A Tube of Wing-B-Gone!
 
On the second day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the third day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the fourth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the fifth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the sixth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the seventh day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Seven Magic Toasters
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the eighth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Eight of Drecker's underwear
Seven Magic Toasters
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the Ninth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Nine Eternals
Eight of Drecker's underwear
Seven Magic Toasters
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the tenth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Ten scrolls of city bus
Nine Eternals
Eight of Drecker's underwear
Seven Magic Toasters
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
On the eleventh day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Eleven Rocks from Space
Ten scrolls of city bus
Nine Eternals
Eight of Drecker's underwear
Seven Magic Toasters
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone
 
And on the Twelfth day of Evil, Lord Khrima stole from me:
Twelve EXP-in-a-Can
Eleven Rocks from Space
Ten scrolls of city bus
Nine Eternals
Eight of Drecker's underwear
Seven Magic Toasters
Six MDef Rings
FIVE SWORD BOMBS!!!!
Four throwing Knives
Three Sniper Daggers
2x Evil Pants
And A Tube of Wing-B-Gone