You've read too much ADVENTURERS! when:
1. You use the word 'spoony' in everyday conversation instead of swearing.
2. When role playing, you laugh incessantly at whoever plays a bard and
brush them with a feather in attempts to kill them.
3. You leave town on camping trips for the soul purpose of battling wildlife
and gaining EXP.
4. You actually search for Hero Brand Mega Hair Gel (tm) while shopping.
5. You read your local county bus schedule out loud to your enemies in hopes
of summoning a speeding bus.
6. You randomly enter peoples homes and search their belongings for useful
battle items.
7. You search random objects where ever you go around town in hopes of
finding useful battle items.
8. You try to figure out just what country uses 'Gil' as currency on a
regular basis.
9. You search song archives looking for the 'Melody of Finite'.
10. You watch for save points wherever you go.
11. Your dream job is becoming an NPC and saying one phrase repeatedly
everyday.
12. The only reason you live within the city limits is so random monsters
couldn't fight you unexpectedly and frequently.
13. You wear outrageously different clothing then everyone else to indicate
to others that you are a PC adventurer.
14. You wear the exact same clothing everyday unless a need for a disguise
arises.
15. You spend 5 seconds sleeping when you're low on HP and sleep ONLY for
that reason.
16. You wonder why you miss events without being presented with a side
quest.
17. You are unable to jump low objects in the soul belief that it's not
possible because you can't in RPG games.
18. You search for a pet that can cast magic at will.
19. You invent spell incantations and practice them everyday in hopes you'll
become high enough level to cast them at some point.
20. You truly believe that no matter how horrible a wound you inflict on
someone, they will only lose HP and nothing else will happen.