The NEXT Too Much Adventurers!
By NATE!

1) You beat up some mean looking old guy, take his wedding ring, thinking it to be a MDef+ ring, and leave his wallet when it has only silly paper, and no gold points.

2) You stick your hand into chamber pots and spittoons, hoping that someone left somthing useful in it, like antiseptic potion.

3) Your a musician, and when you have your instriment, try and play the Berzerker Ballad to incite riots.

4) You succeed in #3.

5) You attempt to jam everything you own into a small sack with the word "Bag" written on it.

6) You beat up someone because he had red tinted eyeglasses, a topknot and a brown robe on, thinking it was Khrima.

7) You curse when you dont get EXP in a can after beating people up.

8) When a bully attacks you and you beat him up, you hum "The Level Maker."

9) You eat small yellow stones, beliving them to be +1 strength crystals.

10) You sign your name with an exclimation point behind it! even when in the middle of a sentance.

11) You pick up a very old bottle of unknown liquid, declare it to be a mana potion, and drink it.

12) You depart hotel rooms after five seconds on the bed, and pay for a full night.

13) You stare people who have guns in the face, but run from people with knives.

14) You clench your fist, and shout "VOID THUNDER!" when your best friend spoons you off.

15) After #15, your best friend shouts "SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY SPOOOOONY!" while fleeing in terror from you.

16) You go to rock concerts with the intent of doing battle with the Evil Bards of Darkness.

17) You bring a lot of friend to #16, and you all run in terror when the concert starts up, thinking it's an evil attack.

18) When walking by a construction site that is near an old building with cracks in the wall, you steal explosives and jam them into the crack, with the intent of destroying the fake wall to get to the treasure behind it.

19) After comitting a crime, and being thrown in jail, you cannot understand why there is no conveniantly obvious escape route in your cell, like a bucket over a hole, or somthing.

20) You forget that stealing is a crime, and pick everybody's pockets when you get into a fight.