You've had too much Adventurers! 3 When: 1) You like the forum crowd so much you'll tell them stuff you wouldent tell your mother. 2) The word Spoony enters your daily life. 3) you find yourself wishing you could JMPSLSH the anal-retentive substitute teacher with a chair, but think that you'd probabebly hit your head on the celing anyway. 4)You call yourself an Adventurers! Fanatic! Fan! 5)Others will admit to your having earned the title in #4. 6)You converse at least weekly with Webrunner! 7)You can remember Webrunner!'s real name. 8)You've ever tried to steal a girl from Webrunner! 9)You've had fantasies about stealing both Tesla and Karashi from Ardam and Drecker. 10)You have ever led a prison revolt by singing the guards to sleep. 11)You get punched in the back of the head, and say the number of HPs you calcuate the hit to have taken from you. 12)You strike back at the person in 11, and THEY say the number of HPs damage you did. 13)You scream and run from everyone with an electric guitar, beliving them to be a Bard of the Dark Arts. 14)You become horribly upset at someone on the forums claiming your title as the Person with the Most Posts (E Mouse, You WILL pay, this I promise) 15)You play Diablo2 with a character named "MagicEightSquall" 16)You roleplay afore mentioned Diablo2 character as a complete apathetic, saying "All signs point to Whatever" to the news that Diablo is again loose in your world. 17)You've wrote more than one You've Read Too Much Adventurers! When. 18)You accidently start a fire in the kitchen stove, try to call water, then figure that it wont put the fire out anyway, while grabbing for the Screaming Fire Extinguisher of Carnage (D2 refrence.) 19)You believe that Adventurers! should be printed in newspapers all around the civilized world. 20)You get into violent fights over wether or not Adventurers! is the best comic for gamers. 21)Those afore mentioned fights (in 21) wind up with you each casting "spells" and shouting out HP damages. 22)When playing a game, after killing a boss, you yell "FOOM!!!" 23)You have dreams about fighting alongside the Adv! crew. 24)Those dreams end with you sleepwalking, clutching a toy battle-axe and performing a RNNINSLSH on your sleeping mother. 25)You find that when you believe you see a ghost, instead of hiding, you arm yourself. 26)You want to become a cyborg Bard of the Dark Arts, and go looking for a place to sign up with Khrima. 27)You find yourself going over the Evil Overlord List, which you know by heart, giving a speech to Khrima on what all his problem's are, and snap out of your daze to find yourself lecturing a five-year-old kid at the bus stop on how to take over the world. 28)You get frustrated with Lord Khrima's incompetance, and decide to overthrow him. 29)You get even more frustrated with trying to find Lord Khrima. 30)You went to Halloween dressed as an Adv! crewmember (Evil minions included)